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Patty Boy

Writer's picture: Justin H. BriggsJustin H. Briggs

Courageous crafty bastard

They say your species

Self-domesticated

Prolly cuz y’all knew you could


Precocious hefty dipshit

They call your kind

Self-interested

Prolly incapable of apathy or care


Obnoxious furry scoundrel

They want to know

Self-servingly

Prolly how you fear nothing




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